and that in real life those places were mostly known for some embarrasing junk TV celebrity and you will start getting how I feel.Stop being ridiculous. Imagine if the elves had towns like Cleveland or Miami. I can get places like Carcasonne or Alençon, which even today are known mostly for their medieval architecture, but some others just go too far.
just imagine that some towns where named after real towns whose fame come EXCLUSIVELY from the fact that are the birthplace of a participant of Jersey Shore. Yeah, I'm all for the 'alternative history' thing.